Aug 3oth

GOd Damn.. i do not ever want to be a trucker. i began my journey alone
yesteday. Had a great last few nights in Texas and got off to a late start.
Then on my drive somewhere in louisiana mapquest had me get off the i-10
so after driving the deep back woods i realized by using my trusty atlas
givin to me by the nice lady at state farm that i was two hours north of
where i needed to be. Got back on the interstate and began again. You know
when youve been driving for 12 hours straight through numerous states and
you get into a nice one like alabama the police always want to pull you
over for little things like not using your blinker and such. so after i was
asked to get out of the car because not using your blinker apparently is
very wreckeless at 2:30 in the morning in Alabama, all his back up arrived
because although he wasnt going to ticket me just warn me i look like a
terrorist. After the small talk he kindly asked if i would mind if he
searched my car. Of course i minded seeing as i still had many hours to
drive and knowing he didnt have the right eighthr i said sure sir no using
in getting an alabama beating with no proof, signed his little paper hoping
i left all my uzies and shotguns in Texas..Then he proceeds to empty my
filled trunk and constantly asking where the marijuana is hidden. Apparently
there was a leaf of it drawn onto something on my key chain.. Now thats good
detective work.huh . finally and hour later he lets me go.. Hey Alabama
FUCK OFFFF.. continued on the road now with more adrenaline then before i
finished the drive like a savage left at 2 :30 pm Texas time and arrived at
6:45am Georgia time. about 15 hours straight. I know I know im a .......
no pics yet..... who knows if i will even have time.. i barely have time for
this rantt.. bye bye

Aug. 28th

TExas Texas Texas.........hey Y'aLL STILL OUT IN tEXAS... post photos in a
few days ...... Texas has Texas..

Aug 25th

They grease poles in Texas. Patron all night climbing buildings... Houston
is in Texas and thats about all you need to know about it... Mr Babel and
Claire are kind enough to house us where across the street I got a baby back
packer for chairanderthal and the corner store sells a video called crack
heads gone wild.... and food is under 3$ i Love this texas nation...

Aug 24th

Drove to Lubbock, boy you wouldnt imagine the beauty behind texas at 1 am.
Dry county scared of beasts and scared to serve nuttin but the finest in
bootleg beer.. beetles attack and drop bomb like hedons... Lubbock was the
most expensive hotel room yet and it came with a free beetle being devoured
by ants....... Austin mr babel and Lewee ripped an awesome palpitation to
the local who were just there for some dinner..... thanks to Robert at
churizo records, for all his hospitality.... and now we pulled into austin.
its lone start time..........

AUG 22

Drove all day and night until we got to Needles California, what a truely
AmaAAAAAAAAAzing town Needles is. Lake Havasu is 115 degrees and we
happened to roll in the day the anti skin , music, and alcohol law was
passed. so we swam in our t -shirts sipping pop humming tunes under our
breathes not even loud enough for the man made fish to hear......arizona was
a drive through red rocks and funny looks....Then New Mexico where our hotel
room was filled with the invisible roaches, ahhhh we coulda got a weekly
rate if we wanted....... then the town was filled with Lobos'''''
literally.....and now we wait for mike giant to tattoo noelle.. then on out
way to Austin, this drive will be AMAAAAAAAAAzzing SON......

damn purple cars

Blown blastsss....

chairanderthal

his horn broke but i figure i don't care.

hey

fuck you!

1 Day until takeoff.

Start the drive Fri. Camping, then Sedona, to Santa Fe, and on to Austin. Noelle, Lewee, and I depart for the low west take off to Texas.